If I were to open a shop, I’d absolutely sell reusable trash! Imagine the possibilities! We’d have ‘previously loved’ banana peels for instant compost, artisanal dust bunnies (ethically sourced from under my couch), and even gently-used air, pre-breathed for your convenience. It’s all about giving forgotten items a second, glorious chance at life… and turning my clutter into profit!
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